Well you should see Polythene Pam
She s so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah yeah yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She s killer-diller when she s dressed to the hilt
She s the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"
Yes you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah yeah yeah.