INTRO

Yo yo, alright, i'm gonna lay the chorus first
Here we go now

CHORUS

My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
And that's why I am like I am cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom

VERSE 1

My mom my mom I know you're probably tired of hearin bout my mom
Oh ho! Whoa ho!
But this just a story of when I was just a shorty
And how I became hooked on va-al-ya-hum
Valium was in everything food that I ate
The water that I drank f*ckin peas in my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it to sea-son my steak
So every day I'd have at least three stomach aches
Now tell me, what kinda mother would wanna see her
Son grow up to be an undera-f*ckin-chiever
My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin either
What the f*ck you sticking gum up under the f*ckin seat for
Mrs. mathers your son has been huffin ether
Either that or the motherf*cker's been bumpin reefer
But all this huffin and puffin wasn't what it was either
It was neither I was buzzin but it wasn't what she thought
B in a D-cup?, bi*ch you ain't my D-bomb sleepin
What the f*ck you keep on f*ckin with me for
Slut you need to leave me the f*ck alone I ain't playin
Go find you a white crayon and color a f*ckin zebra

CHORUS

My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
And that's why I am like I am cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom

VERSE 2

Wait a minute this ain't dinner this is paint thinner
You ate it yesterday I ain't hear no complaints did I?
Now here's a plate for the painkillers now just wait
'Til I crush the valium and put it in your pota-
-tas ya little motherf*cker, I make ya sit there and make
That retarded f*ckin face without even tastin it
You better lick the f*ckin plate you ain't wastin it
Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again
And I ain't givin in you're gonna just sit there in
One f*ckin place spin again til next thanksgiv-a-nin
And if you still ain't finished then I'll use the same shit again
And when I next finish it it'll be placed into shit
You little shit wanna sit there and play innocent
A rack fell and hit me at k-mart and they witnessed it
Child support, your father he ain't sent the shit
So what if he did? it's none of your dang business kid

My mom there's no one else quite like my mom
I know why should let bygones be bygones
But she's the reason why I am high but I'm high on cause

CHORUS

My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
And that's why I am like I am cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom

VERSE 3

My mom loved valium now all I am
Is a party animal, I am what I am
But I'm strong to be finished wit' me val-ium spinach
But my bars only last about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it without you in it
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it
My valium, my vaaa-eh-elll-liummmmm maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn

Man I never though that I could ever be
A drug addict nah, f*ck that I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually what has ended up happenin, a tragedy
I'm f*ckin passin it up catchin me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it?
Pharmaceuticals of the bomb i'm beautiful
Secure the f*ckin dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a f*ckin aspirin and say that it has a headache
Here want a snack, you hungry you f*ckin rat
Look at that, it's a Zanex, take it and take a nap
Eat it, but I don't need it, well f*ck it then brake it up
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up
Uhrigh Ma you win, I don't feel like arguin
I'll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin
Stumble hobble tumble slip drip then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead

CHORUS

My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
And that's why I am like I am cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom

OUTRO

My mom i'm just like her
My mom my mom my mom (x2)
My mom my mom my mom, my mom, my momma
Meh mommeh, eh likah momma

Ha ha, sorry mom, still love you though
Dr. dre 2010, hey this shit is hella hard homie
Yo take us on outta here...