Jus the two of us . . . (8X)

Baby your da-da loves you
(hey)
And I'ma always be here for you
(hey)
no matter what happens
You're all I got in this world, I would never give you up for nothin'
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you

C'mon, Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toysand let Da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh where's Mama? She's takin' a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell
(whew!)
Da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now i know what your thinkin'-it's kindof late to go swimmin'
But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women
That dp crazy things, and if she don't get her way she'll throw a fit
Don't play with Da-da's toy knife, honey, let og of it
(no!)
And don't look so upset, why you actin' bashful?
Don't you wanna help Da-da build his sand castle?
(yeah!)
And Mama said she wants to show you how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throut
It's just a little scratch-it don't hurt, her was eatin' dinner
While you were sweepin' and spilled ketchu on her shirt
Mama's messy, ain;t she
? We'll let her wash off in the water
And me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?

(chorus)
Just the two of us . . . (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us . . . (2X)
Just you and I!
(Repeat)

See, honey . . . there's a place called heaven and a place called hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And Da-da's probably on his way to all of 'em except one
'Cause Mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother do ya?
(Nah)
Maybe when you're older enough to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say Mama was real real bad
She was bein' mean to Dad and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad that I had to put her in time-out
Sit back in your chair, honey, quit tryin' to climb out
(WAHH!)
I told you it was okay, Hai-Hai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
And Dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter

(Chorus)

Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
We're gonna take Mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin' in her ear
(Ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help Da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
We;ll tie to her footsie, then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free . . . One . . .
two . . . free . . . WHEEEEEEE!
(Whoooooshhhhh)
Thre goesMma, swashin' in the water
No more fightin' wit Dad, no more restraining order
No more Step-da-da, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell Mama you love her
(Mommy!)
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a sand castle and junk
But first, just help Dad with two more thingsout of the trunk

(Chorus)

Just the two of us . . . (4X)

Just me and you baby is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be there for you
Your da-da's always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me I will always be there for you
If you ever need anything,
jusy ask
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby