Verse 1
I sit around and watch the tube but nothin's on
i change the channels for an hour or two
twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
im sick of all the same old shit
in a house with unlocked doors and im f*ckin' lazy

Chorus
Bite my lip and close my eyes
take me away to paradise
im so damn bored im goin' blind
and i smell like shit

Verse 2
peel me off this velcro seat and get me movin'
i sure as hell can't do it by myself
im feelin' like a dog in heat
barred indoors from the summer's street
i locked the door to my hotel and i lost the key

Chorus

Bridge
ive got no motivation
where is my motivation
no time for motivation
smoking my inspiration

Verse 3
i sit around and watch the phone but no ones callin'
call me pathetic call me what you will
my mother says to get a job but she don't like the one she's got
when masturbation's lost its fun you're f*ckin' breakin'

Chorus