Well, Billie Joe's Mom, she's the queen of all the acrobats
She can do the tricks that give the kids the shits
She can shoot green peas from her hairy frontal orafice
Do a double backflip and catch them on her tits

She's a great big son-of-a-bi*ch, she's the twice the size of me
Got hair on her arse the like the branches of a tree
She can shoot, fight, fart, f*ck,
fly an plane and drive a truck
She's the kinda girl I wanna marry