TEKSTESHQIP

Jonas Brothers
Poor Unfortunate Souls
Lyrics

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a change
And I fortunately know a little secret
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely and depressed
Pathetic!

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
This one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to me
Crying, "Will you help us, will you please!"
And I help them?
Yes, I do!

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore
Yes, on land it's much preferred
For ladies not to say a word
And after all, dear, what is idle pattle for?
They're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On the lady who's withdrawn,
It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man

Poor Unfortunate Souls
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy person,
and I haven't got all day
It wont cost much,
Just your voice!

Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
If you want to cross the bridge
First you've got to pay the toll
Take a gulp
Take a breath
Go ahead sign the scroll
Nick and Kevin
Now i've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll

You poor unfortunate soul
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
This one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to me
Crying, "Will you help us, will you please?"
And do I help them?
Yes, I do!
Those Poor Unfortunate Souls!