The car won't start,
It's fallin' apart.
I was late for work and the boss got smart.
My pantyline shows, gotta' run of my hose.
My hair went flat,
Man, I hate that!!
(hate that)

Just when I thought things couldn't get worse,
I realized I forgot my purse!
With all this stress, I must confess,
This could be worse than PMS.

This job ain't worth the pay,
Can't wait 'til the end of the day!
Hey Honey, I'm on my way!
Hey (hey) Hey (hey) Hey, Hey, Hey!!

Honey I'm home and I had a hard day.
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way,
Rub my feet, give me something to eat.
Fix me up my favorite treat.
Honey, I'm back, my head's killin' me.
I need to relax, and watch TV.
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone.
Hey, Hey! Honey, I'm home!!!

I broke a nail
Opening the mail.
I cursed out loud
'Cause it hurt like Hell!
This job's a pain,
It's so mundane,
It sure don't stimulate my brain.

This job ain't worth the pay,
Can't wait 'til the end of the day!
Hey honey, I'm on my way
Hey (hey) Hey (hey) Hey, Hey, Hey!!

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day.
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way,
Rub my feet, give me something to eat.
Fix me up my favorite treat.
Honey, I'm back, my head's killin' me.
I need to relax, and watch TV.
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone.
Hey, hey, Honey, I'm home!!

Oh, rub my neck, will ya'?

I'm home!!

That's feels much better!